keatonpickles:

honchcrow:

Reasons why im a bad friend:

• i get too attached

• i will complain about all my problems to you

i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me

i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying

• i am annoying

• im boring

• i dont know how to keep the conversation going

• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me

BUT SERIOUSLY

why can’t i find more people like me in real life. dammit tumblr.

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nothing is sexier than when a man explains a sport. 

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  • #holy shit #my pants #show me that move again? #rugby #whats a scrum
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misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

Seriously though

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loushirolls:

The juniors today got letters from first graders because their prom is Friday telling them not to drink and drive and stuff and this one guy in my AP Bio class got one that said “dont do cokine intil your 21” 

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  • #pets #I want it
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tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

What a dick

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hymns-to-the-last-rites-of-youth:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.

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I am so glad I have all these GIFS now.

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  • #misfits #nathan #fuck off
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dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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xansayshi:

morganz118:

clamjob:

I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER SHE DIDNT DESERVE THAT

I’m glad this finally froze. It kept looping and I was so content I watch jt

I AM PISSING OMFG HALP

I could go for some lasagna.

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