i am so turned on by this man.

escapistaz:

If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.

(via dungeons-deep-and-caverns-old)

I’m the kind of person that needs constant reassurance that I’m liked/ loved/ appreciated etc, or else I just sit here overanalyzing every thing that’s wrong with me and question why I’m such an idiot and no one likes me or wants to me my friend.

laurencaulfield:

Me too, Spongebob.

AND I WANT KISSY KISSY ON MY BOO-BOO

(Source: patrickstarposts, via believeinprongs)

latenightjimmy:

We’re gonna miss sharing 30 Rock with this dude.

eiiwwwhhhhuuuttterrr yuuu dooooin heeeeere. 

(Source: paralysedbeaver, via whiteasfuck)

evyorsomething:

emilianadarling:

When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)

I would watch this.

Butts are so weird looking.

(Source: )

onehundredanchors:

yes

Definitely. All the time actually.

(via rebel-m0nster)

yybashir:

You could’ve been all I wanted,

but you weren’t honest, 

Now get in the ground.

(via rebel-m0nster)

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

Vomit.

(via dungeons-deep-and-caverns-old)

Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.

(via forever90s)

lolzpicx:

I love the Internet.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via xansayshi)

(via forever90s)

literally my favorite movie when i was a kid. 

(Source: slayerage, via forever90s)

me every day. 

(via forever90s)

i don’t want to live on this planet anymore.